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You Ain’t Yoda-Tee

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You Ain’t Yoda-Tee

You Ain’t Yoda-Tee

$ 25.00

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Title:            You Ain’t Yoda
Shirt Type:   Next Level 100% Cotton Short Sleeved Crew Neck

Shirt Color:  Next Level “Sand”, although it seems more light grey to me.

A long time ago…I had a gang of friends over, and we made up a convoluted drinking game involving Star Wars characters. You wrote down the character you thought you were most like from the trilogy, and everyone else wrote down who they thought you were most like. If your self appraisal aligned with the consensus, then you assigned out as many drinks as matching “votes”. If your shit didn’t jibe with the majority, then you had to down the same number of drinks.

 I wrote “Yoda” for myself. There were 9 people there that night, and every single one designated me as “C-3PO”. It was the only time during the game everyone shared the same response.  I had to come to terms with the fact that I’m less of an eccentric sage and more a fey know-it-all.