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IMPORTANT NOTE:  There will be a shipping delay on all orders placed before October 5 due to preparations for MondoCon. Thank you!

Welcome to the new website designed by Rocket Society’s Justin Jewett who has the patience of Job.  I plan to have more fun stuff and regular updates, but we all know how that usually goes.  You hope to have a farm with lots of rabbits but wind up with a bullet in the back of your skull. 


Offering the final batch of posters I created for Jack’s electrodazzle tour for “Lazaretto”.  The baseball card “pitcher” series for Honolulu, Santiago, & Porto Alegre is being sold only as a set to streamline shipping as they all require flat boxing rather than tubes.  

I’m also placing posters from the Jack White 2012 tour set up for individual sale.  Will be weird seeing these on my site without the “For Sale Soon” beneath them.


I was asked to enter the Thunderdome once more and collaborate with the Dead Weather on a new album design.  For Dead Weather biz I always like to try take a psych approach but present the bad trip side of things.  Always a group effort, but special thanks to Alison Mosshart for providing the long hand script used for label and back cover tracklisting on the regular release version.  My job is always easier with good photography, and Dave Swanson’s snaps once again greased the mouse.

This is my favorite Dead Weather album so far, and I think folks will join me in singing track 3 in the shower for a month once they hear it.  It’s a beautiful ceti eel of a tune in a tank of ceti eels.

I’m also offering posters from the Dead Weather 2010 and 2011 tours up for individual sale.  Everyone who purchases a Dead Weather “Louisville” poster will get a drawing on the back of a dead mouse, or dead turtle…depends what mood I’m in.


I’ll have a booth this October at a convention celebrating the efforts of my day job: MONDOCON.  More details and surprises of what will litter my space coming in the next month, but rest assured of the top shelf nature of it all.  Besides getting the rare chance of seeing me in public smiling, you’ll witness a host of artists of the highest caliber displaying their genius… and Todd Slater.  If you’re in Austin on October 3rd to 4th then zoom over to the official site to learn how to get a ticket.  One note, Mondocon will have a shit ton of on point food trucks and beverage trucks (including a double decker juice bus) just outside the doors.  So no worries about attending a convention and having to settle for some shitty airport pizza and a can of Mr. Pibb.